Archive for the 'Funny' Category

Everything should taste like bacon…

Saturday, October 15th, 2011

“Ten years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now, we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don’t let Kevin Bacon die.” — Julia Limon via Facebook

‘We shall not allow SA to be ruled by criminals’

Monday, June 27th, 2011

Too late! ‘We shall not allow SA to be ruled by criminals’ Police Commissioner General Bheki Cele said that the police are fighting a war they did not declare and will not allow SA to be ruled by criminals. Heads up, man! Too late – did you not see the results of the elections? Technorati [...]

No, Elvis and Osama lives in Benoni!

Wednesday, June 22nd, 2011

Here is the truth: The Earth is round; Saddam Hussein did not attack us on 9/11; Elvis is dead; Obama was born in the United States; and the climate crisis is real. It is time to act.

Wine after 12

Sunday, June 19th, 2011

At the Whole Foods Market in Wellington Florida. Picking up yoghurt and milk to make some yoghurt. And 88% chocolate. And found a 99% Lindt bar. It is 11:41 on Sunday, 19 June 2011 as I check out. Woman behind me is unloading a few bottles of wine. Cashier: “Sorry m”am, we are not allowed [...]

Aartsverraaiers

Tuesday, June 14th, 2011

“In een van ons dossiere word gemeld dat sekere Jimmy Dixon, wat verskeie ander name het, met daardie aartsverraaiers Mike Golden en Josua Wolpen skakel.” By die posbus huiwer hy, kyk vlugtig om hom heen. word vervolg…

Sabotasie!

Sunday, June 12th, 2011

“Iemand wat in springstof en sabotasie spesialiseer. Maar voor ek toeslaan, moet ek eers vaste grond onder my voete hê.” word vervolg…

Let jou dop

Friday, June 10th, 2011

In Durban hou Grensvegter sekere Jimmy Dixon geruime tyd dop. “Ek is oortuig daarvan ek het hom al iewers in Afrika gesien… sonder ‘n baard.” word vervolg…

‘n Rooie…

Friday, June 10th, 2011

“As dit hy is… dan is hy ‘n Rooie.”   word vervolg…

Loon vir Verraad

Wednesday, June 8th, 2011

Hulle sou ontdek dat Vegter soos ‘n mamba is. Vasgekeer, is hy op sy gevaarlikste.   word vervolg…

Grensvegter

Monday, June 6th, 2011

Rocco De Wet Grensvegter 29c (+1c belasting) 30c RP Zim 20c 103     word vervolg…



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