chaos » Funny http://word.chaos.co.za add some chaos to your life and put the world in order Sun, 23 Oct 2011 06:46:28 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Everything should taste like bacon… http://word.chaos.co.za/2011/10/15/everything-should-taste-like-bacon http://word.chaos.co.za/2011/10/15/everything-should-taste-like-bacon#comments Sat, 15 Oct 2011 06:49:53 +0000 Marius http://word.chaos.co.za/2011/10/15/everything-should-taste-like-bacon “Ten years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now, we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don’t let Kevin Bacon die.” — Julia Limon via Facebook]]>

“Ten years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now, we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs.
Please don’t let Kevin Bacon die.”

— Julia Limon via Facebook
]]> http://word.chaos.co.za/2011/10/15/everything-should-taste-like-bacon/feed 2 ‘We shall not allow SA to be ruled by criminals’ http://word.chaos.co.za/2011/06/27/we-shall-not-allow-sa-to-be-ruled-by-criminals http://word.chaos.co.za/2011/06/27/we-shall-not-allow-sa-to-be-ruled-by-criminals#comments Mon, 27 Jun 2011 12:45:24 +0000 Marius http://word.chaos.co.za/2011/06/27/we-shall-not-allow-sa-to-be-ruled-by-criminals Too late! ‘We shall not allow SA to be ruled by criminals’ Police Commissioner General Bheki Cele said that the police are fighting a war they did not declare and will not allow SA to be ruled by criminals. Heads up, man! Too late – did you not see the results of the elections? Technorati [...]]]>

Too late!

‘We shall not allow SA to be ruled by criminals’

Police Commissioner General Bheki Cele said that the police are fighting a war they did not declare and will not allow SA to be ruled by criminals. Heads up, man! Too late – did you not see the results of the elections?

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]]> http://word.chaos.co.za/2011/06/27/we-shall-not-allow-sa-to-be-ruled-by-criminals/feed 0 No, Elvis and Osama lives in Benoni! http://word.chaos.co.za/2011/06/22/no-elvis-and-osama-lives-in-benoni http://word.chaos.co.za/2011/06/22/no-elvis-and-osama-lives-in-benoni#comments Wed, 22 Jun 2011 17:02:59 +0000 Marius http://word.chaos.co.za/2011/06/22/no-elvis-and-osama-lives-in-benoni Here is the truth: The Earth is round; Saddam Hussein did not attack us on 9/11; Elvis is dead; Obama was born in the United States; and the climate crisis is real. It is time to act.]]>

Here is the truth: The Earth is round; Saddam Hussein did not attack us
on 9/11; Elvis is dead; Obama was born in the United States; and the
climate crisis is real. It is time to act.

]]> http://word.chaos.co.za/2011/06/22/no-elvis-and-osama-lives-in-benoni/feed 0 Wine after 12 http://word.chaos.co.za/2011/06/19/wine-after-12 http://word.chaos.co.za/2011/06/19/wine-after-12#comments Sun, 19 Jun 2011 16:39:22 +0000 Marius http://word.chaos.co.za/?p=390 At the Whole Foods Market in Wellington Florida. Picking up yoghurt and milk to make some yoghurt. And 88% chocolate. And found a 99% Lindt bar. It is 11:41 on Sunday, 19 June 2011 as I check out. Woman behind me is unloading a few bottles of wine. Cashier: “Sorry m”am, we are not allowed [...]]]>

At the Whole Foods Market in Wellington Florida. Picking up yoghurt and milk to make some yoghurt. And 88% . And found a 99% Lindt bar. It is 11:41 on Sunday, 19 June 2011 as I check out. Woman behind me is unloading a few bottles of . Cashier: “Sorry m”am, we are not allowed to sell alcohol before twelve.” Ha! It’s not only in Africa…

 

Excellence 99% Cocoa Bar

]]> http://word.chaos.co.za/2011/06/19/wine-after-12/feed 0 Aartsverraaiers http://word.chaos.co.za/2011/06/14/aartsverraaiers http://word.chaos.co.za/2011/06/14/aartsverraaiers#comments Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:00:41 +0000 Marius http://word.chaos.co.za/?p=386 “In een van ons dossiere word gemeld dat sekere Jimmy Dixon, wat verskeie ander name het, met daardie aartsverraaiers Mike Golden en Josua Wolpen skakel.” By die posbus huiwer hy, kyk vlugtig om hom heen. word vervolg…]]>

“In een van ons dossiere word gemeld dat sekere Jimmy Dixon, wat verskeie ander name het, met daardie aartsverraaiers Mike Golden en Josua Wolpen skakel.”

By die posbus huiwer hy, kyk vlugtig om hom heen.

word vervolg…

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“Iemand wat in springstof en sabotasie spesialiseer. Maar voor ek toeslaan, moet ek eers vaste grond onder my voete hê.”

word vervolg…

]]> http://word.chaos.co.za/2011/06/12/sabotasie/feed 0 Let jou dop http://word.chaos.co.za/2011/06/10/let-jou-dop http://word.chaos.co.za/2011/06/10/let-jou-dop#comments Fri, 10 Jun 2011 04:00:27 +0000 Marius http://word.chaos.co.za/?p=383 In Durban hou Grensvegter sekere Jimmy Dixon geruime tyd dop. “Ek is oortuig daarvan ek het hom al iewers in Afrika gesien… sonder ‘n baard.” word vervolg…]]>

In Durban hou Grensvegter sekere Jimmy Dixon geruime tyd dop.

“Ek is oortuig daarvan ek het hom al iewers in Afrika gesien… sonder ‘n baard.”

word vervolg…

]]> http://word.chaos.co.za/2011/06/10/let-jou-dop/feed 0 ‘n Rooie… http://word.chaos.co.za/2011/06/10/rooie http://word.chaos.co.za/2011/06/10/rooie#comments Fri, 10 Jun 2011 04:00:16 +0000 Marius http://word.chaos.co.za/?p=384 “As dit hy is… dan is hy ‘n Rooie.”   word vervolg…]]>

“As dit hy is… dan is hy ‘n Rooie.”

 

word vervolg…

]]> http://word.chaos.co.za/2011/06/10/rooie/feed 0 Loon vir Verraad http://word.chaos.co.za/2011/06/08/loon-vir-verraad http://word.chaos.co.za/2011/06/08/loon-vir-verraad#comments Wed, 08 Jun 2011 04:00:02 +0000 Marius http://word.chaos.co.za/?p=382 Hulle sou ontdek dat Vegter soos ‘n mamba is. Vasgekeer, is hy op sy gevaarlikste.   word vervolg…]]>

Hulle sou ontdek dat Vegter soos ‘n mamba is. Vasgekeer, is hy op sy gevaarlikste.

 

word vervolg…

]]> http://word.chaos.co.za/2011/06/08/loon-vir-verraad/feed 0 Grensvegter http://word.chaos.co.za/2011/06/06/grensvegter http://word.chaos.co.za/2011/06/06/grensvegter#comments Mon, 06 Jun 2011 04:00:24 +0000 Marius http://word.chaos.co.za/?p=381 Rocco De Wet Grensvegter 29c (+1c belasting) 30c RP Zim 20c 103     word vervolg…]]>

Rocco De Wet

Grensvegter

29c (+1c belasting) 30c RP Zim 20c 103

 

 

word vervolg…

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