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Loon vir Verraad

Wednesday, June 8th, 2011

Hulle sou ontdek dat Vegter soos ‘n mamba is. Vasgekeer, is hy op sy gevaarlikste.   word vervolg…

Grensvegter

Monday, June 6th, 2011

Rocco De Wet Grensvegter 29c (+1c belasting) 30c RP Zim 20c 103     word vervolg…

Important terminology relevant to our times

Thursday, February 17th, 2011

May you live in interesting times – an ancient Chinese curse – as defined by Kafka, Heller, Hobson, Morton, Sophie, Buridan and Procrustes.

Informed consent

Thursday, December 9th, 2010

If informed consent was really informed, people would most likely not give consent.

Understatement:

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010

Understatement of the year, as nominated by Stoicbuddha: Getting shot in the head is not just an unfortunate event

ABSA now together in the front row scrums…

Saturday, September 18th, 2010

News – Rugby: Saru not thinking about return to quotas Anonymous wrote about the ABSA racial quotas row: “The thing is black kids go into soccer and white kids go into rugby, while we indian kids go into business.” Please take over ABSA and get them into shape, thanks. Also seen on Facebook: ABSAlute brown [...]

Security levels

Saturday, February 13th, 2010

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all [...]

Full body scanning at airports

Friday, January 15th, 2010

A company, Nesch, has developed a system to to body cavity scanners. The system, called diffraction-enhanced X-ray imaging or DEXI, uses diffraction enhanced imaging and multiple image radiography can supposedly “detect substances such as explosive materials … hidden inside or outside of the human body.” The new technique reveal more than conventional X-rays, which makes [...]

Driving in South Africa

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

With the 2010 FIFA World Cup coming up, a number of places, including the government, are giving advice on visiting South Africa.  The UK government has a section dealing with travel and transport in South Africa. They have an interesting line somewhere under the heading Stay safe: expect the unexpected as the local driving style [...]

EPOL diëet

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

Nou die dag gaan koop ek ‘n sak EPOL hondekos by Pick ‘n Pay en terwyl ek so in die ry staan, vra ‘n vrou agter my of ek ‘n hond het. Sommer aspris, sê ek vir haar: Nee, ek het nie ‘n hond nie – ek begin weer met die EPOL diëet. Ek sien [...]



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