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The essence of politics

Thursday, February 16th, 2012

Realise this, and you have taken a big step forward in avoiding sheepledom: The NP wasn’t in it for the whites, the ANC isn’t in it for the blacks. Politicians are in it for themselves.   Challenge: Rewrite this to be more universally applicable.

YOU are an accessory to child labour, murder, rape…

Sunday, October 23rd, 2011

Wake up and smell the coffee, or find the technoserf dead is a must read if you have the latest cell phone on contract. But wait, there is more: are you sitting on a leather couch, watching rugby in your new authorized Springbok jersey?

Gadhafi reportedly captured

Thursday, October 20th, 2011

It has been reported that deposed Libyan leader despot dictator tinpot dictator Moammar Gadhafi, has been captured in Sirte. Other reports allege that he has died of wounds sustained in gun fight exchange. Another space in the Fletcher Memorial filled.

‘We shall not allow SA to be ruled by criminals’

Monday, June 27th, 2011

Too late! ‘We shall not allow SA to be ruled by criminals’ Police Commissioner General Bheki Cele said that the police are fighting a war they did not declare and will not allow SA to be ruled by criminals. Heads up, man! Too late – did you not see the results of the elections? Technorati [...]

No, Elvis and Osama lives in Benoni!

Wednesday, June 22nd, 2011

Here is the truth: The Earth is round; Saddam Hussein did not attack us on 9/11; Elvis is dead; Obama was born in the United States; and the climate crisis is real. It is time to act.

Aartsverraaiers

Tuesday, June 14th, 2011

“In een van ons dossiere word gemeld dat sekere Jimmy Dixon, wat verskeie ander name het, met daardie aartsverraaiers Mike Golden en Josua Wolpen skakel.” By die posbus huiwer hy, kyk vlugtig om hom heen. word vervolg…

Sabotasie!

Sunday, June 12th, 2011

“Iemand wat in springstof en sabotasie spesialiseer. Maar voor ek toeslaan, moet ek eers vaste grond onder my voete hĂȘ.” word vervolg…

Let jou dop

Friday, June 10th, 2011

In Durban hou Grensvegter sekere Jimmy Dixon geruime tyd dop. “Ek is oortuig daarvan ek het hom al iewers in Afrika gesien… sonder ‘n baard.” word vervolg…

‘n Rooie…

Friday, June 10th, 2011

“As dit hy is… dan is hy ‘n Rooie.”   word vervolg…

The whales are coming home to roost?

Thursday, June 9th, 2011

Will they bow to the world? I will not go so far as other people to say that there is a direct relationship between the two, but one can’t help but feel a little bit of perverse joy… My sincere apologies to those innocent victims of their government; we feel your pain in South Africa.



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