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Sunday, October 23rd, 2011
Wake up and smell the coffee, or find the technoserf dead is a must read if you have the latest cell phone on contract. But wait, there is more: are you sitting on a leather couch, watching rugby in your new authorized Springbok jersey?
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Thursday, October 20th, 2011
It has been reported that deposed Libyan leader despot dictator tinpot dictator Moammar Gadhafi, has been captured in Sirte. Other reports allege that he has died of wounds sustained in gun fight exchange. Another space in the Fletcher Memorial filled.
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Monday, June 27th, 2011
Too late! ‘We shall not allow SA to be ruled by criminals’ Police Commissioner General Bheki Cele said that the police are fighting a war they did not declare and will not allow SA to be ruled by criminals. Heads up, man! Too late – did you not see the results of the elections? Technorati [...]
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Wednesday, June 22nd, 2011
Here is the truth: The Earth is round; Saddam Hussein did not attack us on 9/11; Elvis is dead; Obama was born in the United States; and the climate crisis is real. It is time to act.
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Tuesday, June 14th, 2011
“In een van ons dossiere word gemeld dat sekere Jimmy Dixon, wat verskeie ander name het, met daardie aartsverraaiers Mike Golden en Josua Wolpen skakel.” By die posbus huiwer hy, kyk vlugtig om hom heen. word vervolg…
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Sunday, June 12th, 2011
“Iemand wat in springstof en sabotasie spesialiseer. Maar voor ek toeslaan, moet ek eers vaste grond onder my voete hĂȘ.” word vervolg…
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Friday, June 10th, 2011
In Durban hou Grensvegter sekere Jimmy Dixon geruime tyd dop. “Ek is oortuig daarvan ek het hom al iewers in Afrika gesien… sonder ‘n baard.” word vervolg…
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Friday, June 10th, 2011
“As dit hy is… dan is hy ‘n Rooie.” word vervolg…
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Thursday, June 9th, 2011
Will they bow to the world? I will not go so far as other people to say that there is a direct relationship between the two, but one can’t help but feel a little bit of perverse joy… My sincere apologies to those innocent victims of their government; we feel your pain in South Africa.
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Wednesday, June 8th, 2011
Hulle sou ontdek dat Vegter soos ‘n mamba is. Vasgekeer, is hy op sy gevaarlikste. word vervolg…
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